March 2012
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February 2012
5 posts
http://bigassgifs.com/ →
onesmartblackboy:
lqtm. i love the internets.
This is baaws ackwards
THE TOILET SEAT
mrlhn:
kingmeesha:
mrlhn:
i never got the whole put the toilet seat down thing. if i can put it up to pee you can put it down to pee. fucking lazy yo
but we can fall in
if you fall in….you deserved to.
My Ex used to go crazy about this when we first got together.
2 weeks later bitch be begging me to piss in her face.
January 2012
1 post
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November 2011
2 posts
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Sepp Blatter.
gavemylifeforyou:
CUNT.
October 2011
4 posts
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September 2011
25 posts
If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the...
– Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via mydearestlola)
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It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one.
– Voltaire (via fuckyeah-myself)
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I ask my family and friends to continue to fight this fight.
– Troy Davis (via opalfusionmag)
glovesinthesummertime asked: So What Are You? ^_^
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MY GIRLFRIEND THINKS I'M STALKING HER
Well, actually she’s not my girlfriend. yet.
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Eat with the devil but give him a long spoon…
– Jamaican Proverb (via easymyselecta)
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Come at me ho.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your...
GOOD.
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Me: I'm hungry
Fridge: Don't give a fuck.
Cabinet: Bitch, don't look at me.
Freezer: Lol nigga, you like ice?
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Cool Story Ho.
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August 2011
23 posts
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SO FUCKING GLAD I WASN'T NEAR THAT HURRICANE.
I heard a black guy was seen running away when it started.
JAH PREVENTION > JAH CURE
My Blog used to be dope....
I’m sorry you missed it.
A tree that refuses to dance will be made to do so by the wind.
– African Proverb (via shesjustbnrita)
Eggs don’t go to big rock parties.
Bajan Proverb.
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Quips and Conversations: The 300 Plan →
tsabonis:
So here is my plan. I am going to steal all $11,000 to $13,000 in untraceable cash mostly twenties.
How?
I am going to take all of the money out of the safe in the office after we close on Sunday.
How sure are you of the take?
Saturday night is the concert down in the Jazz Hole. J…
God, I fucking hate my dad.
I hope this ain’t an anagram….
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The prostitute in my neighborhood just announced...
All dressed up and no-one to blow…